A Zombie Moment with Bacon

I’ve decided to start writing more random thoughts.

I actually spoke some random thoughts and actually got my amazing partner to throw out some of her own ideas.

I told her I would creatively write a short column about zombies and bacon.

She asked, “Like, zombies that eat bacon?” She got all excited and added, “Oh! What if they made collars for zombies made of bacon?”

I chided her and explained that zombies only ate live things, and anyone trying to put the collars on would be bitten…or worse.

She went back to her magazine, flipping the pages a little harder, “they could eat bacon.” she mumbled.

Hey, wait! This was supposed to be MY creative exercise!