Top 10 Epiphanies About Corporations
[ THIS HUMOROUS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO THREATENED LEGAL ACTION FROM 32 DIFFERENT CORPORATIONS WHO ADVISED THAT ANY COMMENT MADE ABOUT THEM COULD BE CONSIDERED LIBEL. THEREFORE, I AM SIMPLY POSTING A DILBERT CARTOON, BECAUSE…. well… EVERY… SINGLE… WORD…. SCOTT ADAMS WRITES ABOUT CORPORATIONS IS TRUE! ]
Bonus Epiphany:
Upon more research to hone my new passion of writing, I discovered for blogs I should:
- Write posts under 250 words
- State my real opinion to show I’m not a voice box for a corporation (see above)
- Write with PASSION!
- Make links to resources and sources
- Include bullet point lists
Done. Done. DONE. Done. Aaaaannnnnd… DONE!
Word Count? 107!
YES!
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Actually, all I was going to say to everyone is…
Don’t worry. Corporations are not evil. They’re just made up of a broad range of highly talented motivated people all the way down to clock watchers who all have one thing in common: to keep their jobs.
Okay. 157 words.
YES!
