Top 10 Epiphanies About Corporations

[ THIS HUMOROUS POST HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO THREATENED LEGAL ACTION FROM 32 DIFFERENT CORPORATIONS WHO ADVISED THAT ANY COMMENT MADE ABOUT THEM COULD BE CONSIDERED LIBEL. THEREFORE, I AM SIMPLY POSTING A DILBERT CARTOON, BECAUSE…. well… EVERY… SINGLE… WORD…. SCOTT ADAMS WRITES ABOUT CORPORATIONS IS TRUE! ]

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Bonus Epiphany:

Upon more research to hone my new passion of writing, I discovered for blogs I should:

  • Write posts under 250 words
  • State my real opinion to show I’m not a voice box for a corporation (see above)
  • Write with PASSION!
  • Make links to resources and sources
  • Include bullet point lists

Done. Done. DONE. Done. Aaaaannnnnd… DONE!

Word Count? 107!

YES!

Actually, all I was going to say to everyone is…
Don’t worry. Corporations are not evil. They’re just made up of a broad range of highly talented motivated people all the way down to clock watchers who all have one thing in common: to keep their jobs.

Okay. 157 words.

YES!

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