Eleven thousand years ago, at the end of the last ice age, the ancient sage-scientists of a doomed advanced civilization undertook a long-term plan to deliver the wisdom required to prevent the complete destruction of our cycle of civilization. (OPENPRESS) April 12,...
Writing
The World Will NOT End in 2012
“How can you be so certain, Eric? There are signs EVERYWHERE!” people gasp and stare at me like I’m a complete idiot.
Let me just say that I’ve lived through dozens of “end-of-the-world” scenarios
I Wake
- 1 min read - I wrote this poem one day after staring at myself in the mirror thinking, "I have seen my face nearly every day of my life and it constantly changes." But trying to write about how your face changes throughout life seemed daunting. But waking up the...
Twas the Night Before the Dawn of the Dead
What IS it about the living dead? Well, check out my Top Ten Zombie flicks and a few more worth watching.
The Single Guy: Man Eater
What’s a single guy to do when faced with a real man-eater?
The Single Guy: The Garbage Man
What happens when The Single Guy has to face the Mad Garbage Man?
The Single Guy: The Pet Cemetery
Zombies are bad enough. But what does the Single Guy face when he’s smack in the middle of The Pet Cemetery?
Top 10 Epiphanies About Corporations
Read a list that are not just epiphanies to me, but things everyone should know about corporations.
The Single Guy: The Wolf
The Single Guy finds himself on a date that will never end. How can he escape the clutches of “Gloom Girl?”
The Single Guy: The Beginning
Chapter one in the ongoing adventures of a single guy in America. Fact or Fiction?
Confessions of a Cereal Killer
- 1 min read - I can't take it anymore. I have to tell someone. All of you. All these years have passed and no one has suspected the atrocities I've committed. I tried leaving clues for the police, but no one figured it out. I made phone calls. Sent letters to the...
MOMmy Rappings
Published in The MOMster Chronicles January Edition. The relatives have gone, the decorations have been put away, the kids are all busy playing with their new games, toys or gadgets, and you’re basking in the romantic glow of the perfect gift your significant other...









